Friday, March 4, 2011

Oh This Is Ladies Night....

Another Wild Friday Night after a very loooooong day in our Candy Coated Offices! What makes it so Wild You Ask? Well.. What if I told you that neither of us were wearing any pants???  The Heiress To The Candy Empire is truly becoming her mother's daughter and this is a beautiful thing.. I think...

Night..

XoXo- Candy Girl & Mini Me



Half Yard- We Want YOU!

URGENT! Read & Then DO Something! Allie Greene's Story! We believe in Allie...do you Brad Paisley??!!

Allie & Riley 


THIS IS URGENT- SO PLEASE WATCH, READ & DO SOMETHING!!!!

To all our friends, fans, clients, and blogabee's 
I personally want to post this video and share the life of an amazing acquaintance of mine who I went to High School with. Allie was and is forever going to be one of the most popular girls in High School! I'll never forget her wearing her super sassy cheer uniforms with her beautiful blonde hair and mega lovely personality! ( Am I Still, Was I jealous? You Betcha! Hellooo, I was on the Flag Team, I TWIRLED A FLAG- and to top it off, the sequins on my ridiculously tight red spandex uniform was coming un-done at every twirl!) Sorry, I often regress due to all my un-resolved High School issues...still working on them... ;-)

So here's the real deal,  Everyone wanted to be friends with Allie or was friends with her. The lovliest of girls with the most radiant smile, an intoxicating positive energy, an exuberance for life, more school spirit then anyone I've ever met and a genuine love for all people she encountered. Allie and I never got to hang out together but I always knew that she liked me and I really liked her too. Wait! I think we did get to hang out at a couple football games when I was crying behind the bleachers about how much I hated my hideous, way too tight red spandex & sequined uniform that she assured me looked sooo cute on me! I guarantee you, I was not cute- I looked like the Kool- Aid Man dressed in Drag.

Allie & I may have ran in different circles- Hers- The AWESOME one and mine, Awesome-ish. I actually didn't really have much of a circle ( I was weird and always pretending I was a business woman with places to go and people to see)  I had only a couple of silly friends who I would occasionally ditch school with and my sidekick Heather who's my best friend was always at my side.

Allie Greene- Thank you for your kindness, your smile, your ability to connect and make everyone feel like they mattered. You made me feel like I did and the truth is, I just wanted to belong and be liked, like everyone else. Your story will stay with me always, your daughter Riley, your husband  & your family, your friends are in my prayers and in my heart. My dad is fighting the same battle every day with all his might and because of you, I BELIEVE. 

With all my love, silly stories and the sincerest of condolences to all those who will miss you, may you continue to smile upon us all and shine your light from above. Riley is you and you are Riley, you are here Allie, you'll always be here.

-Jackie Sorkin

URGENT!
TO OUR FRIENDS WHO HAVE INDUSTRY CONTACTS- PLEASE FORWARD THE LINKS REGARDING ALLIE'S STORY TO BRAD PAISLEY'S CAMP, ANY NEWS OR MEDIA OUTLETS. EVEN IF YOU KNOW SOMEONE WHO YOU THINK MAY KNOW SOMEONE, PLEASE FORWARD. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVTNbTz9TEM&feature=player_embedded- 
EMAIL CONTACT: TEAMALLIEBELIEVE@GMAIL.COM

AND EVERYONE ELSE!!! YOU CAN TWEET YOUR FINGERS OFF- PLEASE FOLLOW BRAD PAISLEY & SEND YOUR TWITTER MESSAGES WITH LINKS TO ALLIE'S STORY.  http://twitter.com/#!/BradPaisley

BELIVE, BELIEVE, BELIEVE...

Thursday, March 3, 2011

Sometimes A Lil' Church Does A Candy Girl Good...

Doesn't really matter what you believe or how you believe in it, sometimes we all need a lil' reminder of the fact that when in need, Ask & You Shall Receive... I'm Asking. This song brings me to my knee's & to tears every single time. At this particular moment so grateful for every person, place or thing.. 

Night.. XoXo,
CandyGirl

Even Wrestlers LOVE Candy & Cupcakes! Aliso Niguel HS Wrestling Awards Banquet


Our Dear Sista Friend Kelle Cake Pops was back for a little baking action for her sassy son Riley's Wrestling Awards Banquet at Aliso Niguel High School. I happen to be Riley's Fave Aunt Eva !!!! So we had to create something extra special for our big wrestling star and the towns local heart throb! Riley is sssssuper cool but on another level cool, like "you can't touch this," cool ( at least he thinks so but who are we to burst his bubble?) We believe it's great to have very high-self esteem that starts at a young age! So cupcakes, candy, posh pixels signs.. you know the deal. A great night for all the boys who worked very hard and have no problem wearing those ridiculously tight wrestling uniforms! Go!!! Wolverines!!! Back flip, cart wheel, splits and jazz hands....
XoXo- Candy Girl

















Hey Mom & Dad! Look What We Invented- A Custom Gum Ball Cup Cake Stand!


How does this kind of genius exist? My goodness we don't even know how to explain it ourselves! Strangely inflated Ego's? Oh For Sure!  So since that's been addressed, now Check out our Custom Gum Ball Cupcake Stand.   Hey Copy Cats! Yeah YOU! Can You Resist? Probs Not, So just remember, We INVENTED It! US Patent # 389Gum768Balls!

XoXo- Candy Girl


Wednesday, March 2, 2011

These Candy Girls Have Massive Capabilities & That Ain't No Jive Talkin'! We Do Custom Wedding Candy Signs!

What happens when one of our lovely brides asks if we can create a custom candy sign for her wedding? Well, duhhh.. we fly into action and do back flips & cart wheels! She submitted a swatch of her wedding linens and Wa-Lah our team goes into super stealth, secret service designer mode and creates something spectacular for our girl over-night! She just saw her custom sign and A. Could not believe how cute & perfect it was & B. How quickly we produced the product!

You See folks- These Candy Girls don't believe in problems rather,  on our planet there are only solutions! And the case of the Custom Wedding Candy Sign is now CLOSED!

How'd we do it?? I'll never tell * Insert creepy girl voice from scary movie*

XoXo- Candy Girl









"Cause God Makes NO Mistakes, I'm On The Right Track Baby I Was Born This Way!"- Queen Lady Gaga

It is with our utmost R-E-S-P-E-C-T and the most massive appreciation that these Hollywood Candy Girls acknowledge and thank Queen Lady Gaga for her contribution to all Man-Kind! Let the people Live, Love, Believe, Breath and do their thang'! Do It Miss Honey! Baby WE were born this way too!
XoXo- Hollywood Candy Girls


Tuesday, March 1, 2011

Please come sit in our new office chair, we promise it won't stick to your Butt! By Appointment only, we're kind of a big deal!


OH SNAP! ARE U REALLY FOR REAL & SAYING THIS TO ME RIGHT NOW MOMENT!!!

So check it! Today I get my 3rd or 4th way too early phone call from who I thought was American Express telling me my payment was late and it turns out to be a MAJOR candy industry C.E.O.  who we'll call... Mr. I Can't believe I 'm talking to you ( sorry can't spill the beans on this one) who tells me in his deep C.E.O. Man- Dad Like Voice. "Young Lady, what you and your business are doing is changing the candy industry and turning manufacturers up-sidedown! You have created a shift in our products and we're watching YOU closely! ( Yeah- You and all the candy spies, blogabee's, stalkers & swim fan copy cats!) We'd like to send you X, Y, Z, and see what you think!  So I honestly kind of peed my pants and died and with no sarcasm in my voice and full on R-E-S-P-E-C-T I said, " Thank you sir however, I'm not  that young- I'm 31 and have a baby, 2 dogs, a cute husband with a heart of Gold, rad parents who support my wacked out my mindness and tell me NO! when I need to hear it and the most loyal, loving and supportive gorgeous candy mafia family that a chick could ever have!" He chuckled and said, " I like you, are you always this excited & enthusiastic in the morning?" I said, " Totally! But usually by midnight I crash & burn and cry about still not thinking I'm good enough." He said, " my dear, you're more than good enough." I said, " Yeah, I guess... my therapist Dr. Issues says that to me too, I just wanna move out of my town house and take a vacation." He then laughed so hard and invited me to lunch when he flies out to LA next month. Kinda dope! I'm going to have lunch with Mr. I can't believe I'm talking to you, what in the hell am I going to wear and more importantly, what in the world is the baby going to wear? She always upstages me with that great hair & those rosy cheeks and her tutu's but she also seals all the deals, we're an insane tag team this kid and I!

Stay tuned I guess....

XoXo- Candy Girl




Candy Girls! We Need Cotton Candy Pink Poodles 4 A Puppylicious Party Stat!


How cute is Pinky? Chill out- it's washable Kool- Aid so don't get all PETA crazy on us! We'd rather go  naked then wear fur too! We love our 4 legged friends more than life and they sleep on bedazzled cushioned thrones and eat Filet Mignon for snack time ! The new Cotton Candy Puppies are available for your kids next princess or puppy party! We aim to please and don't know how to say NO to our clients so when one of them asked for a Pink Poodle themed party, we delivered the goods! 

The things we do to make our clients smile... this truly is an example of going the extra mile! Only in Hollywood folks! 

XoXo-Candy Girls

Monday, February 28, 2011

We've Got Bachelor's Degree in Candylosophy, A Master's Degree in Bullshitology and a PHD in Homey Don't Play That!



OUR CUSTOM DESIGNED LOGOS TO THE LEFT  & BIG FAT COPY CAT'S ON THE RIGHT!  SORRY, WE JUST DON'T BELIEVE IN "COINCIDENCE" & NEITHER DOES OUR LAWYER!
Hi-Ya- Party People! Well we almost made it through an amazing weekend with NO drama and leave it to another Big Fat Copy Cat who made that an impossibility! Booooooooo! We don't want to Go OFF but  we wouldn't be true to who we are if we just let it roll. There is nothing wrong with standing for yourself, your hard work, your business, your  stuff. Period! Really! I mean, Really! You see the Logos above? To the left are ours that were custom designed by our graphics goddess to the right are this new Big Fat  Copy Cats pathetic attempts to replicate and steal, manipulate and confuse. Whatever! We paid a ton of dough for trademarks & copy rights!  We've been on to this chick for a while who had the nerve to email us months ago asking if she could use all our pictures for her new website! Yeah! I know, UNFREAKINREAL! Then she contacts our graphics goddess for some custom work, then she very sneakily contacts one of our baking buddies ( after stalking us on facebook of course) and purchases her products and then instantly places her photos on her website! Oh and if that isn't enough, she uses images from other major players in the party world and sells them as her own work! Gag me with a silver spoon! Sometimes these Copy Cats freak out at our ability to connect all the dots in these situations and put all the pieces of the puzzle together so quickly but once again, loyalty, respect and a team of awesome chicks who look out for each other is Huge! They don't call us the Candy Mafia for nothin'! We called this woman in the am and she pretended to be her "assistant" who had a really bad connection. So lame! You think we don't know that trick? We invented it! So anyhow, the saga continues and her endless lies and attempts to justify are simply time wasting and rude. Our Big Fat Lawyer is on the case and all parties have been notified. And if you need a refresher, I may have a Bachelors degree in Candylosophy but I've also got a Master's in Bullshitology and a P.H.D in Homey Don't Play That! Couture Candy Shoppe- Shame, Shame, Shame, We Know Your Name and we're so telling on you! You deserve to sit on the Naughty Spot with a dunce cap on! PS- You're kinda freakin' people out with your Major Swim Fan Behavior... Look it up!

XoXo- Candy Girl



THE HEIRESS TO THE CANDY EMPIRE THINKS YOU ARE RUDE TOO & HOMEGIRL AIN'T HAPPY ABOUT THIS EITHER!!!

AMEN!


STEPHANIE TANNER OF FULL HOUSE  ALSO THINKS THIS IS SUPER-MEGA RUDE!!!


Saturday, February 26, 2011

Full of Pent up Energy?? Got Issues That U Need To Release?? Don't Get Mad, Just Grab A Marshmallow Shooter!

The world is full of crazy stuff and creative minds and these guys are a prime example of why & how the candy industry is so nuts, so out of the ordinary and why the marshmallow is good for way more then just a S'more cookie sandwich! I've got a short list of people (aliens) who I'd love to take out some puffy, fluffy, marshmallowy aggression on! Oh! to be vague and so cryptic!

XoXo- Candy Girl



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