Sunday, March 6, 2011

Katy Perry Our Favorite Hollywood Candy Girl! We Love Her & Her Candyness...


Dear Katy,

We Love everything about you! Don't you change a damn thing!~

XoXo- Candy Girls

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A Sorta AWKWARD Sunday Stroll! The Return of the Model Slash Actor Ex-boyfriend!

My Dearest Candy Mafia,

I'll just jump into this post! Today I needed a massive mental break from it all so my husband, baby and I decided to do what normal families do and go for an afternoon stroll by the beach, maybe get some ice cream and do a little mindless shopping.  We packed the giant stroller, the baby gear, elmo and a cooler with bottles, baby tylenol, puffs & pepper spray and finally, we we're on our way after  25 minutes of just packing to leave the house. We arrived and everyone was happy, we bought too many boxes of girl scout cookies from LA troop #209, people told us our kid was cute, we had ice cream cones, held hands and it was pure fa-la-la-laing down the street. I  suddenly see a Verizon store and tell my husband I wanna go inside and check out the new phones and just like that our Sunday stroll became slightly AWKWARD.. There before us a giant life size poster of my Ex Boyfriend ( the Actor slash Male Model from New York City who I actually now think is a male Gigolo) posing in Verizon's latest ad! I said to my husband, "No Freakin' Way! That's XXXX ( I'm leaving out his name because #1, it's the right thing to do and #2, if he ever googles himself, I would never want him to think he was cool enough to be featured on this incredibly awesome & popular blog!!!) Let's just say his name rhymes with Crobar.  I say to my husband " That's Crobar, Dang this Poster's HUGE, he must have landed a national campaign with Verizon and clearly he's getting Botox and Dying his hair these days!" Back in the day, people used to tell Crobar that he looked liked Denzel Washington and he swore they were separated at birth. For a second my husband had that weird, territorial, guy thing going on and had a slightly uncomfortable look on his face and I said, "Babe, I'm so glad you married me, you're so much cuter and you have a really professional job, you're the best dad ever and our daughter is gorgeous and amazing like YOU!" I obviously went into crisis mode and overkilled it on the compliments a little.. Any way, It worked! Instantaneously, my husbands weird look was gone and I said, I gotta snap a pic with my phone, this is great material for my blog.. He said, ( Think Deep New York Voice & Accent) " Whattaya Gonna Say?" I said, who knows- something brilliant & funny!" And just like that our sorta awkward sunday stroll was restored to it's sweet self and my husband reminded me to "be nice" when I blogged and now as I type I am the incredibly awkward one as I stare at my husband who's sitting on the couch and totally in a trance watching the latest Cheezy Latina Beauty Contest where every single contestant is even skinnier, big boobier and more gorgeouser than the next. Miss Venezuela, Miss Puerto Rico, Miss Mexico, Miss Brazil! I wish you all fall on your asses or trip in your 6 inch hooker stilettos right now! Ugh!! Karma's such a bitch! I shoulda' just ignored the damn poster and kept my mouth shut! Let me go pull out my thigh master from under the bed, I'm sure it's covered in dust and cob webs?  Night..
XoXo, 
Candy Girl


Friday, March 4, 2011

Oh This Is Ladies Night....

Another Wild Friday Night after a very loooooong day in our Candy Coated Offices! What makes it so Wild You Ask? Well.. What if I told you that neither of us were wearing any pants???  The Heiress To The Candy Empire is truly becoming her mother's daughter and this is a beautiful thing.. I think...

Night..

XoXo- Candy Girl & Mini Me



Half Yard- We Want YOU!

URGENT! Read & Then DO Something! Allie Greene's Story! We believe in Allie...do you Brad Paisley??!!

Allie & Riley 


THIS IS URGENT- SO PLEASE WATCH, READ & DO SOMETHING!!!!

To all our friends, fans, clients, and blogabee's 
I personally want to post this video and share the life of an amazing acquaintance of mine who I went to High School with. Allie was and is forever going to be one of the most popular girls in High School! I'll never forget her wearing her super sassy cheer uniforms with her beautiful blonde hair and mega lovely personality! ( Am I Still, Was I jealous? You Betcha! Hellooo, I was on the Flag Team, I TWIRLED A FLAG- and to top it off, the sequins on my ridiculously tight red spandex uniform was coming un-done at every twirl!) Sorry, I often regress due to all my un-resolved High School issues...still working on them... ;-)

So here's the real deal,  Everyone wanted to be friends with Allie or was friends with her. The lovliest of girls with the most radiant smile, an intoxicating positive energy, an exuberance for life, more school spirit then anyone I've ever met and a genuine love for all people she encountered. Allie and I never got to hang out together but I always knew that she liked me and I really liked her too. Wait! I think we did get to hang out at a couple football games when I was crying behind the bleachers about how much I hated my hideous, way too tight red spandex & sequined uniform that she assured me looked sooo cute on me! I guarantee you, I was not cute- I looked like the Kool- Aid Man dressed in Drag.

Allie & I may have ran in different circles- Hers- The AWESOME one and mine, Awesome-ish. I actually didn't really have much of a circle ( I was weird and always pretending I was a business woman with places to go and people to see)  I had only a couple of silly friends who I would occasionally ditch school with and my sidekick Heather who's my best friend was always at my side.

Allie Greene- Thank you for your kindness, your smile, your ability to connect and make everyone feel like they mattered. You made me feel like I did and the truth is, I just wanted to belong and be liked, like everyone else. Your story will stay with me always, your daughter Riley, your husband  & your family, your friends are in my prayers and in my heart. My dad is fighting the same battle every day with all his might and because of you, I BELIEVE. 

With all my love, silly stories and the sincerest of condolences to all those who will miss you, may you continue to smile upon us all and shine your light from above. Riley is you and you are Riley, you are here Allie, you'll always be here.

-Jackie Sorkin

URGENT!
TO OUR FRIENDS WHO HAVE INDUSTRY CONTACTS- PLEASE FORWARD THE LINKS REGARDING ALLIE'S STORY TO BRAD PAISLEY'S CAMP, ANY NEWS OR MEDIA OUTLETS. EVEN IF YOU KNOW SOMEONE WHO YOU THINK MAY KNOW SOMEONE, PLEASE FORWARD. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVTNbTz9TEM&feature=player_embedded- 
EMAIL CONTACT: TEAMALLIEBELIEVE@GMAIL.COM

AND EVERYONE ELSE!!! YOU CAN TWEET YOUR FINGERS OFF- PLEASE FOLLOW BRAD PAISLEY & SEND YOUR TWITTER MESSAGES WITH LINKS TO ALLIE'S STORY.  http://twitter.com/#!/BradPaisley

BELIVE, BELIEVE, BELIEVE...

Thursday, March 3, 2011

Sometimes A Lil' Church Does A Candy Girl Good...

Doesn't really matter what you believe or how you believe in it, sometimes we all need a lil' reminder of the fact that when in need, Ask & You Shall Receive... I'm Asking. This song brings me to my knee's & to tears every single time. At this particular moment so grateful for every person, place or thing.. 

Night.. XoXo,
CandyGirl

Even Wrestlers LOVE Candy & Cupcakes! Aliso Niguel HS Wrestling Awards Banquet


Our Dear Sista Friend Kelle Cake Pops was back for a little baking action for her sassy son Riley's Wrestling Awards Banquet at Aliso Niguel High School. I happen to be Riley's Fave Aunt Eva !!!! So we had to create something extra special for our big wrestling star and the towns local heart throb! Riley is sssssuper cool but on another level cool, like "you can't touch this," cool ( at least he thinks so but who are we to burst his bubble?) We believe it's great to have very high-self esteem that starts at a young age! So cupcakes, candy, posh pixels signs.. you know the deal. A great night for all the boys who worked very hard and have no problem wearing those ridiculously tight wrestling uniforms! Go!!! Wolverines!!! Back flip, cart wheel, splits and jazz hands....
XoXo- Candy Girl

















Hey Mom & Dad! Look What We Invented- A Custom Gum Ball Cup Cake Stand!


How does this kind of genius exist? My goodness we don't even know how to explain it ourselves! Strangely inflated Ego's? Oh For Sure!  So since that's been addressed, now Check out our Custom Gum Ball Cupcake Stand.   Hey Copy Cats! Yeah YOU! Can You Resist? Probs Not, So just remember, We INVENTED It! US Patent # 389Gum768Balls!

XoXo- Candy Girl


Wednesday, March 2, 2011

These Candy Girls Have Massive Capabilities & That Ain't No Jive Talkin'! We Do Custom Wedding Candy Signs!

What happens when one of our lovely brides asks if we can create a custom candy sign for her wedding? Well, duhhh.. we fly into action and do back flips & cart wheels! She submitted a swatch of her wedding linens and Wa-Lah our team goes into super stealth, secret service designer mode and creates something spectacular for our girl over-night! She just saw her custom sign and A. Could not believe how cute & perfect it was & B. How quickly we produced the product!

You See folks- These Candy Girls don't believe in problems rather,  on our planet there are only solutions! And the case of the Custom Wedding Candy Sign is now CLOSED!

How'd we do it?? I'll never tell * Insert creepy girl voice from scary movie*

XoXo- Candy Girl









"Cause God Makes NO Mistakes, I'm On The Right Track Baby I Was Born This Way!"- Queen Lady Gaga

It is with our utmost R-E-S-P-E-C-T and the most massive appreciation that these Hollywood Candy Girls acknowledge and thank Queen Lady Gaga for her contribution to all Man-Kind! Let the people Live, Love, Believe, Breath and do their thang'! Do It Miss Honey! Baby WE were born this way too!
XoXo- Hollywood Candy Girls


Tuesday, March 1, 2011

Please come sit in our new office chair, we promise it won't stick to your Butt! By Appointment only, we're kind of a big deal!


OH SNAP! ARE U REALLY FOR REAL & SAYING THIS TO ME RIGHT NOW MOMENT!!!

So check it! Today I get my 3rd or 4th way too early phone call from who I thought was American Express telling me my payment was late and it turns out to be a MAJOR candy industry C.E.O.  who we'll call... Mr. I Can't believe I 'm talking to you ( sorry can't spill the beans on this one) who tells me in his deep C.E.O. Man- Dad Like Voice. "Young Lady, what you and your business are doing is changing the candy industry and turning manufacturers up-sidedown! You have created a shift in our products and we're watching YOU closely! ( Yeah- You and all the candy spies, blogabee's, stalkers & swim fan copy cats!) We'd like to send you X, Y, Z, and see what you think!  So I honestly kind of peed my pants and died and with no sarcasm in my voice and full on R-E-S-P-E-C-T I said, " Thank you sir however, I'm not  that young- I'm 31 and have a baby, 2 dogs, a cute husband with a heart of Gold, rad parents who support my wacked out my mindness and tell me NO! when I need to hear it and the most loyal, loving and supportive gorgeous candy mafia family that a chick could ever have!" He chuckled and said, " I like you, are you always this excited & enthusiastic in the morning?" I said, " Totally! But usually by midnight I crash & burn and cry about still not thinking I'm good enough." He said, " my dear, you're more than good enough." I said, " Yeah, I guess... my therapist Dr. Issues says that to me too, I just wanna move out of my town house and take a vacation." He then laughed so hard and invited me to lunch when he flies out to LA next month. Kinda dope! I'm going to have lunch with Mr. I can't believe I'm talking to you, what in the hell am I going to wear and more importantly, what in the world is the baby going to wear? She always upstages me with that great hair & those rosy cheeks and her tutu's but she also seals all the deals, we're an insane tag team this kid and I!

Stay tuned I guess....

XoXo- Candy Girl




Candy Girls! We Need Cotton Candy Pink Poodles 4 A Puppylicious Party Stat!


How cute is Pinky? Chill out- it's washable Kool- Aid so don't get all PETA crazy on us! We'd rather go  naked then wear fur too! We love our 4 legged friends more than life and they sleep on bedazzled cushioned thrones and eat Filet Mignon for snack time ! The new Cotton Candy Puppies are available for your kids next princess or puppy party! We aim to please and don't know how to say NO to our clients so when one of them asked for a Pink Poodle themed party, we delivered the goods! 

The things we do to make our clients smile... this truly is an example of going the extra mile! Only in Hollywood folks! 

XoXo-Candy Girls

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